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Peanut Butter
The 13-year-old had a beau, but it seemed he hung out at her house more for the food than romance. One afternoon the girl told her mother, "Harry seems more interested in food than me. Is there any …
First Date
"Hey Bob," said Bill, "did you know a lot of shrinks say sex on the first date can prohibit any truly meaningful and lasting relationship from ever developing?" "Damned right!" replied Bob. "I count on it."
Barbecues
A blonde went into her local hardware store and bought two instant barbecues - the ones with the pictures of succulent foods on the lid. The next day, she returned one of these to the customer service desk …
Advantages
On his eightieth birthday party, the famous writer gave a small speech, he started "At such an age actually, a man has a lot of advantages," he paused. The pause lasted for a while, then he added, "Well …