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At a Baby Shower
At a baby shower her co-workers gave her, Jane mentioned she had a craving for grapes. "My husband and I wonder if we have a wine maker here," she joked. "Don't laugh," added an older friend, "I couldn't …
Play Outside
A stewardess was getting very annoyed by three little children on the plane. They had been bugging her since take-off, complaining that they were hungry or bored or tired or thirsty or needed to go to the bathroom …
Cuvinte amuzante în limba engleză
V-aţi aflat vreodată în situaţia în care şeful sau prietenul vostru spune ceva serios şi voi vă concentraţi asupra unui singur cuvânt şi vă abţineţi din răsputeri să nu râdeţi? E normal ca termeni care sunt ortografiaţi greşit …
Happy
A couple are lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman says, “When are you leaving?”
Câteodată ieftin e prea scump
De exemplu, când plăteşti pe cineva să-ţi scrie un panou :)









