Moving Furniture
Co-workers sympathized as a woman complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture. "Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked. "I could," she told the group, "but the couch is easier to …
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Fancy Menu
Two diners at an inn are shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup." They summon a waiter to complain. Their waiter looks at the menu. Then he flings it down …
Cu 75 de ani în urmă a fost găsit în dicţionar un cuvânt inexistent
Pe 28 februarie 1939, un editor a găsit un cuvânt misterios fără nicio etimologie în cea de-a doua ediţie a New International Dictionary din 1934. Termenul “dord” a fost definit pur şi simplu drept substantive folosit de fizicieni …
Big Dog
Husband arriving home with an enormous dog to indignant wife who is surrounded by 3 small children: "But I did consult you -- you said a Great Dane was the last thing we needed around here."
Cost Cuts
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her now ex-husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper. “Steve,” his wife said, while reading the newspaper, “it looks …