Discouraging Word
Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said: "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten miserable beasts I have ever seen." One of the buffalo turned to the other and said: "You know, I …
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1962 Rolls Royce
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1962 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original …
Blonde in a Storm
Kate, the blonde, is at her friend's house. It starts to rain very heavily. Her friend tells her to spend the night at her house and go home the next day. When she hears this, Kate rushes out …
Airline Meal
On a flight home after a business trip, Bill was waiting for his meal. By the time the attendant reached his seat, only one dinner remained on her cart. Nonetheless, she followed routine by asking, "Steak or chicken?" …