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Politicians
A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. At the end of the announcement, he said, "More on candidates at 10 P.M." A ten-year-old girl looked in disbelief. "I didn't know they could …
Avertizare la uşă
"Nu riscaţi evitarea şi uşa împinsă viguros"? :D
Baseball Umpire
The waitress called out to the restaurant manager, "There's baseball umpire on the telephone. He wants to make dinner reservations for himself and two friends." The manager told her to hang up, "It's a prank call. There's no …
Nu a trăit aici
Vine turistu' să vadă pe unde a trăit şi (ce să vezi!) taman aici nu :))
Scared
Lil' Johnny’s mother had been away a week at a convention and when she returned home, she was anxious to hear about his week. "Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so daddy and …
