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The Only Child
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." His mother replied, "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you …
Substanţă chimică
D-asta e bine să fi învăţat câte ceva pe la chimie şi biologie, ca să ştii cu ce ai de-a face zi de zi :))
Light-Headed
A nurse received a call from an anxious woman. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said. "Are you light-headed?" "No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
Bowls of Money
A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother asked the obvious question, "Where did you get all that money?" "At Sunday …
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Unii abia aşteaptă să se plimbe cu liftul în flăcări :))
