Umor
Marcă chinezească binecunoscută
E atât de cunoscută, încât nici nu mai trebuie spusă :))
Symptoms
A doctor recently had a patient drop in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked. The aged Gentleman replied: "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love …
Minor
Şi când te gândeşti câte puicuţe ar fi fost la petrecerea de majorat... :))
Avertizare metafizică
Acel "on" de la final este o oglindire subtilă a lui "no" de la început :))
Delicatese asiatice
Ouăle personale sunt sub fuste scurte? Legea ia pielea de pe toţi? :D
Audition
John walks into a theatrical agent's office, and he's carrying a little black bag. The agent says, "Well, let's see your act." John reaches into the black bag and takes out a hammer and a few walnuts. He …
Gramatică administrativă
La infinitiv: Nimeni nu poate a vă duce în spate :))
Always the Same
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself and returned in pajamas and robe. …
Cartofi prăjiţi - oarecum
Noroc că toată lumea a auzit de "French fries" :)
