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Can’t Get Out
Jill: There's a nice-looking lady at the window table. John: She's a hooker. Jill: How can you be so sure? John: C'mon! Look at her hair, all that make-up, that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high …
Whose Fault
Police Officer: You're definitely to blame for this car accident. Driver: What? That other driver clearly drove into me! How can you say it's my fault and not his? Police Officer: Because his father is the mayor, his …
Suport pentru prosop
Prosoapele din inox se pot spăla la maşina de spălat? :))
Curăţare avansată
Este un proces tehnologic, nu te gândi la prostii (dacă poţi) :D
Ears
Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good job. Rudolph had a chance to do something he had wanted to do for a long …
Christmas Blessing
Little Johnny's mom invited a lot of people to Christmas dinner. At the table, she turned to him and said, "Little Johnny, would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," Little Johnny replied. …