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Free Christmas Tree
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year. Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it." But the son kept begging. Unable to bear …
Portofele
"Bărbaţii sunt nişte porci", "femeile iau şi pielea de pe bărbaţi"... Te-ai prins? :D
Santa’s Reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females do so), male reindeer drop …
Ant-man
E atât de mic, încât nu a mai încăput un "e" în "heroes" :)
Take Either Side
A lawyer was walking down the street and saw an auto accident. He rushed over, started handing out business cards, and said, "I saw the whole thing. I'll take either side."
2-3 pahare de vin pe zi
Cu mai multe, nu-ţi mai pasă nici în ce şanţ ajungi :D
