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Broken Leg
An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took …
Evitaţi contactul vizual cu alţi călători
E suficient contactul fizic de la înghesuială :D
Big American Mess
A man lunching at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, "Chopsticks were provided only on request." "But," the man countered, "if you gave your …
Fără obiecte ascuţite
Ar trebui totuşi mai multă ascuţime la ortografie :)
Nearsighted
Bubba: I'm so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death. Elmer: What's being nearsighted got to do with working yourself to death? Bubba: I couldn't tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to …
Încă o cremă pentru femei
Asta chiar este esenţială. Oare se dă în fiecare seară? :))
Get a Raise
Doug: Sir, my wife insisted that I ask you for a raise. Boss: In that case, I'll ask my wife if I should give you one.