A doctor recently had a patient drop in on him for an unscheduled appointment. „What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked.

The aged Gentleman replied: „Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath… Doctor, I’m scared!”

The Doctor, looking at his 86 year old patient, said: „Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?”

The old gent’s response was: „Well… three times last night, and twice again this morning!”