Umor
Cum să nu le mai încurci vreodată
Soluţia radicală pentru vechea problemă cu "lay" şi "lie" :D
Carats
Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends. The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these expensive jewels. There was an emerald-cut diamond of at least five carats, …
Când vezi o fată frumoasă…
...nici nu mai poţi traduce ca lumea :))
Optometrist Charges
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.' If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. …
Dictionary
A man was searching the dictionary for the word "dictionary". He found this meaning: "Dictionary is the thing you are holding, stupid." Wondering what the definition of "stupid" was, he searched for the word "stupid". He found: "Is …