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How Do You Spell
Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L. Teacher: No, that's wrong. John: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Adam and Eve
A German, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve strolling in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their stoicism," muses the German. "They must be German." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. …
Change of Plans
A bride called to make a change to her wedding registry. It is common, almost expected, that a bride will change something on her registry at least once (dishes, color of towels, etc.). The Customer Service Representative told …