14 dec.
Formal
One night as she prepared for bed, Jill rubbed her hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As she sat in bed reading a book with her gloves on, her husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.
Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and started wearing it.
„What are you doing?” Jill asked.
„Well,” he replied, „if you are going to be formal, so am I.”
