Lucian Velea
handicap
Imaginaţi-vă doi negustori, fiecare oferind la schimmb câte un produs. Între ei există un arbitru care este atât de hotărât să aranjeze un schimb corect încât, dacă el consideră că un produs are o valoare mai mică decât …
At a Baby Shower
At a baby shower her co-workers gave her, Jane mentioned she had a craving for grapes. "My husband and I wonder if we have a wine maker here," she joked. "Don't laugh," added an older friend, "I couldn't …
blockbuster
Cuvântul "blockbuster", cu sensul de "succes extraordinar", este un succes în sine, depăşind graniţele limbii engleze, fiind utilizat şi în alte limbi. Interesant este că sensul iniţial a cam fost uitat. Era o bombă enormă, suficient de mare …
Play Outside
A stewardess was getting very annoyed by three little children on the plane. They had been bugging her since take-off, complaining that they were hungry or bored or tired or thirsty or needed to go to the bathroom …
Happy
A couple are lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman says, “When are you leaving?”