Lucian Velea
Late to Class
Teacher: Why are you late to class? Student: Because of a road sign, I have to pass on the way! Teacher: And what has the sign got to do with it? Student: It says, "School ahead, go slow."
set, sit
În limba engleză, cuvântul "set" este foarte versatil. Oxford English Dictionary ar putea publica un volum doar cu explicaţiile acestui cuvânt şi ale expresiilor care îl conţin. Ca verb, "set" înseamnă - cel mai adesea - "a aşeza". …
Suite 16
A very young couple exhibiting signs of extreme nervousness, timidly approached the check-in desk of a large Manhattan hotel. "Good evening, sir," said the official behind the desk, favoring the young man with a perceptive wink. "Suite 16?" …
Boater Gift
While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for his boat, Jim also purchased an inflatable life preserver. "It was my wife's idea," he explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter. "She's buying it for me …
Pentru femei cu dizabilităţi
Cum ar fi cele care şi-au pierdut capul după vreun tip?! :))
