01 sept.
Boater Gift
While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for his boat, Jim also purchased an inflatable life preserver. „It was my wife’s idea,” he explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter. „She’s buying it for me as a gift.”
„Lucky you,” the salesman said as he started to write up the order. „My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block.”