29 dec.

Stupid Gift

Jill: How was your Christmas?

Mary: Oh, it was just fine. How was yours?

Jill: Pretty good… At least this year I didn’t get any useless or stupid gifts. Did you ever get a gift that you just hated?

Mary: Yeah, one year I got one of those talking scales. The first thing it said to me was, „One of you has to get off!”

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