There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend.
„Do you mean to say,” exclaimed Cindy, „that the bum asked you to give back the ring and all his presents?”
„Not only that,” said Carol, „he sent me a bill for 37 visits.”
| A True Story | O poveste adevărată |
| Some books are lies frae end to end, And some great lies were never penn’d: Ev’n ministers they hae been kenn’d, In holy rapture, A rousing whid at times to vend, And nail’t wi’ Scripture. |
În cărţi minciuni îs câte vrei, Nescrise-s iarăşi multe; hei, Şi chiar şi preuţii şi ei, Cu ochii-n slăvi, Puind scriptura drept temei, Mai toarnă vălvi. |
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