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Reguli şi exemple pentru formarea pluralelor în limba engleză

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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, „Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous… or what?”

„Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. „It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.”

Logic

To help untangle his fishing gear, John asked his wife and her sister to walk the fishing line across their front yard and hold it taut while he reeled it back in.

A man strolling by saw the two good-looking women and did a double take. „I don’t know what you’re using for bait,” he said, „but I’ll take a dozen.”