30 aug.

Pentru femei cu dizabilităţi

Cum ar fi cele care şi-au pierdut capul după vreun tip?! :))

11 nov.

Park Bench

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, „Hello luv, how’s about us going for a walk together?”

„How dare you,” said the woman, „I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”

„Well then,” said the beggar, „what are you doing in my bed?”

21 oct.

Mean Mother

Little Sam was out shopping with his mother, something he didn’t like very much. But when they passed a toy store, Sam came to life. He saw a new toy in the window that he didn’t have but wanted. Sam begged, pleaded and nagged but to no avail. He got so rude that his mother firmly said, „I’m very sorry Sam, but we didn’t come out to buy you a toy.”

Sam angrily said, „I’ve never met a woman as mean as you.”

Holding his hand gently, she replied, „Sam, darling, one day you’ll get married and then you will … you really will, I promise you.”

16 mai

E femeie

Profa’, ce zici, e bun răspunsul? :D

woman

07 mart.

Pentru femeia din viaţa ta

Dacă vrei scandal :))

naked

23 dec.

Un bărbat fără casă

Dar cu un vis :)

homeless

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