11 nov.
Park Bench
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, „Hello luv, how’s about us going for a walk together?”
„How dare you,” said the woman, „I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”
„Well then,” said the beggar, „what are you doing in my bed?”