Logic

To help untangle his fishing gear, John asked his wife and her sister to walk the fishing line across their front yard and hold it taut while he reeled it back in.

A man strolling by saw the two good-looking women and did a double take. „I don’t know what you’re using for bait,” he said, „but I’ll take a dozen.”

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A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, „Where would man be today if it were not for woman?”

She paused a moment and looked around the room.

„I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?”

From the back of the room came a voice, „He’d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries.”

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. „You’re running around with other women,” she charged.

„You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. „You’re the only woman on earth.”

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. „What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.
„Counting your ribs,” said Eve.