Mrs. Taylor, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, „When was Rome built?” and called on Timothy to answer first.

„Rome was built at night,” was his answer.

„At night?!” asked Mrs. Taylor. „How ever did you get such an idea?!”

„Well,” gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, „everyone knows Rome wasn’t built in a day.”

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„Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.

The boy wrote: „The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. „Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.

„Sure,” said the young student confidently. „Means carrying a child.”

During the final exam, the teacher noticed that Little Johnny kept looking at his hand before writing down an answer on his test. This went on throughout the entire exam, leaving the teacher no other choice than to interrogate the student’s test-taking habit.

„Little Johnny,” the professor began. „Is there something interesting written on your palm?”

„Not at all, sir,” Little Johnny replied. „It’s all pretty boring!”

„Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”

His mother replied, „That’s nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the only child?”

„She just said, ‘Thank goodness!'”