25 sept.

Which do you prefer…? (1)

Alegerea preferinţei dintre două alternative

12 oct.

elevator, escalator, stairs, exit

Într-o clădire

26 iun.

Scări

Dacă poţi să le spui aşa :)

23 dec.

Decorations

John was tasked with bringing the Christmas decorations up from the basement and start decorating the house and tree. During one trek up the stairs, heavily laden with boxes, he slipped and luckily only fell about two steps before landing square on his behind.

Jill heard the noise and yelled, „What was that thump?”

„I just fell down the stairs,” he explained.

„Anything broken?” asked Jill.

John replied, „No, I’m fine.”

There was just a slight pause before he heard Jill say, „No, I meant my decorations? Are any of them broken?”

25 mart.

Broken Leg

An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs.

Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.
„Can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady.
„Yes,” he replied.
„Thank goodness!” she said. „I’m sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!”

16 sept.

Asking Directions

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