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Three wonderful words
Mary: John said those three wonderful words last night! Jill: Oh, do you mean he told you he loved you? Mary: Heavens no! He said, "You look skinny."
Missing
A woman goes to the police station to report that her husband was missing. "Can you give me a description of him?" asked the officer. "He's short and bald and skinny and wrinkled and wears dentures," answered the …