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An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to inquire after the priest’s much-loved roses.
„Not bad,” said the priest, „but they suffer from a disease peculiar to this area known as the black death.”
„What on earth is that?” asked the passerby, anxious to increase his garden knowledge.
„Nuns with scissors.”
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„Only one?” the florist asked.
„Just one,” the customer replied. „I’m a man of few words.”
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