14 aug.
Where do they work?
Locuri de muncă
10 aug.
Green Vegetable
A gentile once wandered into a restaurant and ordered roast chicken. It arrived complete with potatoes and a few sundries, and the diner looked at it without much favor. He said to the waiter, „Don’t I get a green vegetable?”
And the waiter said, „And what color is the pickle? Purple?”
22 iun.
Blind Date
A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.
The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu: shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar salad, lobster, crepes Suzette, with no regard to the price. The guy is getting very upset, as he never thought she would order so much.
She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks, „What do you suggest I wash it down with?”
„Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River.”
