Myrddin finally comes out of the closet and admits to Bill that he is gay. Bill says, „You’re a homosexual? Are you seeing a psychiatrist?”

„No,” Myrddin said, „I’m seeing a lieutenant in the army.”

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Andy: „Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.”

Psychiatrist: „Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.”

Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end…”

The psychiatrist’s receptionist went to her boss and said, „Doctor, there’s a man in the office who thinks he’s invisible.”

„The psychiatrist replied, „Tell him I can’t see him.”

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. „You say you’re here,” he inquired, „because your family is worried about your taste in socks?”

„That’s correct,” muttered the patient. „I like wool socks.”

„But that’s perfectly normal,” replied the doctor. „Many people prefer wool socks to those made from cotton or acrylic. In fact, I myself like wool socks.”

„You DO?” exclaimed the man. „With oil and vinegar or just a squeeze of lemon?”

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