„How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?” demanded the policeman.

The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan.

His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.

„Aw, come now,” he said, „you don’t have to take it so hard. It isn’t that serious.”

„It isn’t?” cried the motorist. „What happened to my boat and trailer?”

At a baby shower her co-workers gave her, Jane mentioned she had a craving for grapes. „My husband and I wonder if we have a wine maker here,” she joked.

„Don’t laugh,” added an older friend, „I couldn’t stop eating doughnuts during my pregnancy, and now our son’s a policeman.”

A policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name and where she was from. She said, „I’m Mrs. Gladiolas Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Tallahassee.”

The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, „Well… OK… but don’t let me catch you speeding again.”

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