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As the father of five young children, Jim commented at the dinner table one evening that they hadn’t missed him while he was away on a two-week business trip.

But his six-year-old daughter explained, „That’s because Mommy never told us you were gone.”

A tour bus load full of noisy tourists arrives at Runnymede, England mid-day. They gather around the guide who says, „This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta.”

A man pushing his way to the front of the crowd asks, „When did that happen?”

„1215,” answers the guide.

The man looks at his watch and says, „Shoot! Just missed it by a half hour!”

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The game warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. „This is last year’s license,” the warden informed him.

„I know,” said the hunter, „but I shouldn’t need a new license, I am only shooting at the deer I missed last year.”