27 oct.

Animale şi adjective (III)

Exemple şi propoziţii simple

21 oct.

Mean Mother

Little Sam was out shopping with his mother, something he didn’t like very much. But when they passed a toy store, Sam came to life. He saw a new toy in the window that he didn’t have but wanted. Sam begged, pleaded and nagged but to no avail. He got so rude that his mother firmly said, „I’m very sorry Sam, but we didn’t come out to buy you a toy.”

Sam angrily said, „I’ve never met a woman as mean as you.”

Holding his hand gently, she replied, „Sam, darling, one day you’ll get married and then you will … you really will, I promise you.”

11 dec.

Hakuna ma-vodka

Trebuie să fie în limba băuleză :)

hakuna

18 mart.

Teamwork on the job

Echipa şi liderul

06 feb.

Pregnant

„Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.

The boy wrote: „The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. „Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.

„Sure,” said the young student confidently. „Means carrying a child.”

13 mai

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