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Take Either Side
A lawyer was walking down the street and saw an auto accident. He rushed over, started handing out business cards, and said, "I saw the whole thing. I'll take either side."
A Direct Question
A lawyer says to a witness on the stand: "Now, sir, did you, or did you not, on the date in question or at any time, say to the defendant or anyone else that the statement imputed to …
Married
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir, once," said the witness in a low voice. "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a woman." The lawyer said angrily, …
Funeral
A lawyer attended the funeral of a rich man. A friend, arriving late, took a seat beside him and whispered, "How far has the service gone?" The lawyer nodded toward the clergyman in the pulpit and whispered back, …
Give Them What They Want
A very unpopular but powerful lawyer died. Two of his "friends" saw the obituary notice and decided to go to his funeral. When they arrived, they found the church very crowded. "My heavens!" said one. "Look at all …
Bosses Night Dinner
At an annual Bosses Night dinner for Helena, Montana, lawyers, sponsored by legal secretaries, it was time to announce the Boss of the Year. The master of ceremonies began: "First of all, our winner is a graduate of …
Appeal the Case
Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence." Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?" Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."
Sundial
A lawyer was cross-examining a witness: "You have just testified that you heard the shot at exactly 11:32 p.m.? How did you know what time it was? Did you look at your watch?" "No," the witness said. "I …
Experience
A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. The motorist's lawyer made this point: "Your honor, my client has been driving for over thirty years." To which the lawyer for the plaintiff retorted: "Your honor, if we …
Legi şi tribunale
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Ocupaţii
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