04 mart.

Experience

A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. The motorist’s lawyer made this point: „Your honor, my client has been driving for over thirty years.”

To which the lawyer for the plaintiff retorted: „Your honor, if we are going to judge this case by experience, may I remind you that my client has been walking for over fifty years.”

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