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Married
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, „Have you ever been married?”
„Yes, sir, once,” said the witness in a low voice.
„Whom did you marry?”
„Well, a woman.”
The lawyer said angrily, „Of course you married a woman! Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?”
And the witness said meekly, „My sister did.”