În vizită la o rudă cu probleme de sănătate

Conversaţie de adio în parc

As cab drivers oftentimes do, the driver was darting in and out of heavy traffic with complete abandon. After a few hair raising blocks, his passenger leaned forward and said, „Would you please be more careful? I have six children at home.”

„Scheesch lady,” murmured the cabbie. „You got six kids and ya got the nerve to tell ME to be careful?”

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Aşa se zice acum?!

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, „I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”

The other kid says, „What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”

The first kid says, „What if they try to escape?”