08 sept.
A very young couple exhibiting signs of extreme nervousness, timidly approached the check-in desk of a large Manhattan hotel.
„Good evening, sir,” said the official behind the desk, favoring the young man with a perceptive wink. „Suite 16?”
„Oh, no!” the young man responded quickly. „She’s eighteen.”
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18 aug.
Mike picked up an attractive woman, named Linda, who flagged down his car in a seedy part of town. As they rode, he asked her what she did for a living. Linda winked at Mike and said, „I’m a magician.”
„No way,” Mike scoffed. “Prove it.”
So Linda touched him on the thigh, and „Poof” Mike turned into a hotel.
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27 iun.
Se văd şi nişte nudiste
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