12 sept.

Mamă de elev

Câte miştouri se pot face pe asta? :))

15 ian.

Can’t Get Out

Jill: There’s a nice-looking lady at the window table.
John: She’s a hooker.
Jill: How can you be so sure?
John: C’mon! Look at her hair, all that make-up, that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high heels.
Jill: But you like it when I dress like that. Do you think I look like a hooker?
John: There’s no way I can get out of this conversation alive, is there?

03 oct.

Nu bateţi la uşă

Toate motivele principale au fost eliminate :D

no knocking

07 feb.

Finnish

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs. He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room. When they’re done, he said, „I’m afraid my Finnish isn’t too good.”

The hooker replied, „Your foreplay ain’t all that hot either.”

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