Cultură generală şi vocabular

Cântecul interpretat de DJ Sammy & Yanou

A famous rabbi died and his adoring followers prayed to God to have just a glimpse of him in heaven. Their wish was granted, but to their horror, they saw him with a beautiful blonde on his lap. „Rabbi, Rabbi!” they cried. „How can you behave like this, you, who have always been so saintly?”

„Listen, you don’t understand,” replied the rabbi. „She’s not my reward, I’m her punishment!”

Ar putea întemeia şi o religie

A man was being proselytized by group of friends. „Come join our study group. We want to discuss mankind’s relationship to God.”

„I’m married, I learned long ago that my opinions don’t matter.”

„But, when you die, will you go to heaven or to hell?”

„Wherever my wife tells me to.”