Life after Death
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the clerk replied. “That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in …
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Funeral
A lawyer attended the funeral of a rich man. A friend, arriving late, took a seat beside him and whispered, "How far has the service gone?" The lawyer nodded toward the clergyman in the pulpit and whispered back, …
Give Them What They Want
A very unpopular but powerful lawyer died. Two of his "friends" saw the obituary notice and decided to go to his funeral. When they arrived, they found the church very crowded. "My heavens!" said one. "Look at all …
Funeral
A fine funeral was ordered for a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of the cat and dog with her explosive …
„The Pauper’s Funeral” de George Crabbe
Now once again the gloomy scene explore, Less gloomy now; the bitter hour is o‘er, The man of many sorrows sighs no more. – Up yonder hill, behold how sadly slow The bier moves winding from the vale …
