22 mai
A girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, „Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
Whereupon the blonde responded, „What else you gonna name watch dogs?”
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08 mai
When Mr. Johnson had reached the age of seventy-five, he suddenly began chasing the young chicks.
A neighbor brought this behavior to the attention of his wife. „What are you gonna do about it?” she asked.
„Who cares?” said Mrs. Johnson. „Let him chase girls! Dogs chase cars — but when they catch them, they can’t drive!”
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