A girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, „Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

Whereupon the blonde responded, „What else you gonna name watch dogs?”

When Mr. Johnson had reached the age of seventy-five, he suddenly began chasing the young chicks.

A neighbor brought this behavior to the attention of his wife. „What are you gonna do about it?” she asked.

„Who cares?” said Mrs. Johnson. „Let him chase girls! Dogs chase cars — but when they catch them, they can’t drive!”

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, „For Pete’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?!”

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