08 mart.
A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained.
He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, „What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. „Cured her hiccups though, didn’t it?”
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12 dec.
Să se vadă cine-i şefu’
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09 ian.
Justin, 7, had been ill, requiring several doctors’ visits and tests before a specialist came up with the final diagnosis and treatment. Afterwards, his mother asked him if he understood what the doctor had explained to him.
„No,” replied Justin, „not really.”
„Okay,” his mother replied, „The doctor said you started with a virus…”
At which Justin interrupted to ask, „Does that mean I need a new motherboard?”
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