16 oct.
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.
When a clerk approached him and asked, „What would you like?” he answered, „I’d like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish.”
Then with a sigh he added, „But I’ll take an oat-bran muffin.”
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01 mai
Jim stopped at a fast food restaurant, intrigued by a sign which offered fat-free fries. He decided to give them a try, but he was dismayed when the clerk pulled a batch of fries from the fryer dripping with fat, and then put a bag of these fries in with his order.
„Just a minute,” Jim said, „those aren’t fat-free.”
„Yes, they are,” the clerk replied, „we only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”
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