07 oct.

Pregătiri pentru înmormântare

Şi cu un cadou pentru ăla micu’ :D

pre-paid funeral

01 iun.

Copiii nesupravegheaţi

Convingător :))

unattended

02 nov.

Cum pot ajunge copiii la circ

Şi nu e de bine :)

unattended circus

29 mai

Disguise

After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, „Who was THAT?”

30 mai

Play Outside

A stewardess was getting very annoyed by three little children on the plane. They had been bugging her since take-off, complaining that they were hungry or bored or tired or thirsty or needed to go to the bathroom and whatever else you could imagine a small child commenting and complaining about.

Well, the stewardess had had enough. The next time the children said that they were bored, the stewardess told them to go play outside.

04 iul.

There’s a message for you

Mesaje şi exprimări politicoase

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