24 apr.

Be Careful

As cab drivers oftentimes do, the driver was darting in and out of heavy traffic with complete abandon. After a few hair raising blocks, his passenger leaned forward and said, „Would you please be more careful? I have six children at home.”

„Scheesch lady,” murmured the cabbie. „You got six kids and ya got the nerve to tell ME to be careful?”

02 sept.

Cab Driver’s Name

The passenger noticed by the license that his cab driver’s name was Winston Churchill. Trying to make conversation, he said, „I see your name is Winston Churchill.”

The driver simply said, „Yep. That’s my moniker.”

The passenger, not willing to give up yet on some banter said, „That’s a pretty famous name.”

The driver responded with: „As well it should be too. I’ve a-been driving a cab here for over forty years.”

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