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Blonde Driving Test
A blonde is taking the driving portion of her driver's license exam. She handles most of the maneuvers quite well. She has a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet from the curb. …
Blonde Flying the Plane
A blonde is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams. Ground control receives her call …
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde man called a stewardess to his seat and said, "I have a live grenade …
Looking Her Best
The pretty blonde cashier at the Giant Grocery Store told her manager she needed some time off to rest-up because she wasn't looking her best. "Nonsense!" he said, "You look fine!" "No way!!!" replied the blonde. "The men …
Harpist
Agnes is an accomplished harpist who frequently plays for weddings, receptions, parties, and other such events. She is also blonde and has an appropriately cherubic face. She was on her way to an engagement at the Peabody Hotel …
Blonde’s New Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her …
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În limba engleză, substantivele nu se declină după gen, cum se întâmplă în alte limbi, precum româna. Dar nu a fost dintotdeauna aşa. Până pe la 1200, şi în engleză existau substantive feminine şi masculine. Una dintre rămăşiţe …
Blonde in a Storm
Kate, the blonde, is at her friend's house. It starts to rain very heavily. Her friend tells her to spend the night at her house and go home the next day. When she hears this, Kate rushes out …
Barbecues
A blonde went into her local hardware store and bought two instant barbecues - the ones with the pictures of succulent foods on the lid. The next day, she returned one of these to the customer service desk …
Living or Dead
An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would …
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Broken Clock
A blonde called in a repairman to fix her electric clock. He examined it and told her, "There's nothing wrong with the clock. You didn't have it plugged in." She replied, "I don't want to waste electricity, so …
At the Movie
The blonde was complaining to one of her friends. "It was terrible!" she said. "I had to change seats five times at the movie last night!" "Why?” asked her friend. "Did some guy bother you?" "Yeah," she said, …
Tree for Blondes
There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm …