Vocabular vizual

A blonde is taking the driving portion of her driver’s license exam. She handles most of the maneuvers quite well. She has a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet from the curb.

„Could you get a little closer?” the examiner asks.

The blonde then unbuckles her seat belt and slides over toward the examiner. She asks, „Now what?”

A blonde is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. „Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!” she screams.

Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: „Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position.”

„I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front.”

Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde man called a stewardess to his seat and said, „I have a live grenade in my pocket. I’ll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo.”

Perplexed, the stewardess said, „But, sir. This is TWA flight 1219 to Cairo.”

„Damn!” replied the blonde passenger, „I got on the wrong plane.”

The pretty blonde cashier at the Giant Grocery Store told her manager she needed some time off to rest-up because she wasn’t looking her best.

„Nonsense!” he said, „You look fine!”

„No way!!!” replied the blonde. „The men are beginning to count their change now.”

Agnes is an accomplished harpist who frequently plays for weddings,
receptions, parties, and other such events. She is also blonde and has an appropriately cherubic face.

She was on her way to an engagement at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis, and she stepped into an elevator with her large golden harp. Just before the doors closed, a distinguished gray-haired man stepped on. As the elevator rose, he looked thoughtfully first at her and then her harp and asked, „And just how far up are you going?”