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„A Birthday” de Christina Rossetti
My heart is like a singing bird Whose nest is in a water'd shoot; My heart is like an apple-tree Whose boughs are bent with thickset fruit; My heart is like a rainbow shell That paddles in a …
All-Occasion Card
A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?" The man said, "You don't understand. …
Advantages
On his eightieth birthday party, the famous writer gave a small speech, he started "At such an age actually, a man has a lot of advantages," he paused. The pause lasted for a while, then he added, "Well …
Jaguar
The wife had a birthday and her husband wanted to know what she desired. She said she'd like to have a Jaguar. He didn't think it was best for her. But, she begged and begged until he gave …
Grandfather’s Birthday
At his 103rd birthday party, the grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th. "I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."
Diamonds
Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow," Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday." "And???" Bill asked. "Well, she …
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