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Diamonds
Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box.
„It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow,” Doug said. „Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.”
„And???” Bill asked.
„Well, she said ‘Oh, I don’t know, just give me something with diamonds in it’.”
„So what did you get her?” asked Bill.
Doug replies, „I bought her a deck of cards!”