23 nov.

Finding the Car

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. „What the heck are you doing?” he asks the drunk.

„I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.”

„So how does feeling the roof help you?” he asked the drunk.

„Well,” the drunk replied. „MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!”

30 mai

IELTS Life Skills Exam level B1

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28 iul.

Noi pentru voi

Pe scurt :)

23 sept.

Solving My Problems

A man complained to his neighbor at the bar, „Yesterday, I thought I’d solved all my problems. I thought I’d found a way to forget my mother-in-law. I went to the pub and got drunk.”

„Did it work?”

„No, when I got home I found two of her waiting.”

23 sept.

Cafe & Bar

La femei sau la bărbaţi :D

cafe bar

27 nov.

Bar Fight

A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop. He finds one and then begs, „Please, officer, come back to the bar with me, my father’s in a fight.”

Well, they get back to the bar and there’s three guys fighting like you wouldn’t believe. After a while the cop turns to the kid and says, „Okay, which one’s your father?”

The kid looks up at the cop and says, „I don’t know officer, that’s what they’re fighting about.”

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